Welcome to the Simple yet Chaotic Cafe, where the coffee is always overpowered by the complexity of our menu.
Our specialty is the "I'm-Not-Really-Sure-What-This-Is" omelette, served with a side of existential crisis.
Don't worry, our baristas are trained to handle the paradox of choice. Or are they?
Visit our sister cafe, Paradox Parlor, for an even more bewildering experience.
Or, for the truly adventurous, try our Quantum Chaos experience.
And if all else fails, just ask for the Abyssal Brew, our specialty coffee guaranteed to drive you to the brink of insanity.